Insult-O-Matic / Pickup-O-Matic

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Introducing the Pickup-O-Matic (and Insult-O-Matic). Available at the main store in Egremont, these two scripts pull from a very large database of pickup lines and insults, and return one to folks in the area, or at your command.

These products also have hooks in so that you can trigger an insult or pickup line from your own script. Integrate insult and pickup functionality into all of your products. Why? Because you can. Welcome to the metaverse.

Make Way for AstroDucklings!

It's the AstroDuckling! Like a duck, but smaller. Little, yellow, different, better.

AstroDuckling pets will follow you around, scoot about within a 5m radius, quack on command, and generally cute the heck out of everything. Available at finer Core Chicken & Waffles stores everywhere.

See them here:

http://www.slboutique.com/index.php?p=buy&itemid=173510

or here:

http://www.slexchange.com/modules.p...m&ItemID=188970

or live and in person here:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Egremont/54/124/41/

AstroDucklings are young and impressionable, and cannot be upgraded with extensions such as Breath Fire or Remote like their larger siblings. Transfer is enabled, so they make fine gifts.

The Waffle Gun

Behold, the mighty Waffle Gun!

At SL Boutique
At SL Exchange

It is a gun that shoots waffles. DEADLY waffles. Deadly STEAMING HOT waffles cooked
in pure malice.

Core Vendo - Networked Vending System

The Core Vendo Networked Vending System is available and already in use in several locations throughout Second Life. If you have a bevy of mall stores and are tired of updating each vendor every time you add an item, this is just the ticket.

* High quality, lower price.
* Fewer scripts than other networked vendors means less lag.
* Update one server, all clients automatically get the update.
* Selling stats IMed or emailed right to your doorstep.
* Many different vendor styles pre-made.
* All items are copy/mod.
* Comes in a snazzy cardboard delivery box.

Recently updated to better make use of available memory, so more items can be stored in a single server.

Give it a try, or IM me for more information.

New Vendors!

I wanted to try my hand at writing a networked vendor, and it seems to have worked pretty well. See the client/server vendors in action at my main store in Egremont as well as Patagonia and the Promenade Mall.
All vendors are served by the same objects tucked away on my office desk.

Nifty!

I plan to clean things up, smooth out the rough edges, test the heck out of 'em, and then release them as a reasonably priced product. If you're interested in beta-testing free of charge, let me know.

Announcing the Chicken Grenade Launcher!

Hot on the heels of the popular Chicken Gun comes the Chicken Grenade Launcher. If you find you only like launching the baby chicks with dynamite strapped to their backs with the Chicken Gun, get the specialized handgun that does just that. Comes with a handy paint-ball style egg holder to keep those deadly chickens flying.

See it at SL Exchange:

http://www.slexchange.com/modules.p...m&ItemID=138896

or SL Boutique

http://www.slboutique.com/index.php..._avatar_id=&nh=

or at Core Chicken & Waffles in Egremont:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Egremon...%20AstroChicken

Annoucing the ChickenGun

As seen on a blog!

Core Chicken & Waffles is proud to announce the latest in poultry based weapons systems. The ChickenGun combines the natural aggression of the modern domesticated chicken with the high acceleration of an electromagnetic rail gun, mixed in with a bit of high explosives to create the deadliest, or perhaps just the most amusing, weapon in Second Life today.

When armed, you can fire a high velocity chicken bullet, or lob a baby AstroChick grenade toward your target.

Available in Egremont, and at finer web based Second Life catalogs.